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[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Jesus
Happy Birthday to you

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

[wendigo100]

The only fighting I'm doing is fighting off a hangover after imbibing red wine at the Mustoes last night.

[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]

Hell, I like you, private. You can come round and screw my sister.

[TGAOTU]

Sir! Why thankyou Sir!

Sir! does she like giant Alien Lizards? Sir?

Boiled or fried?

[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]

Sir! Why thankyou Sir!

Sir! does she like giant Alien Lizards? Sir?

Do you think I'm cute Private Zeitghost; do you think I'm funny?