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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman replied

28 December 2005, 14:26
Originally posted by zeitghost

Sir! Why thankyou Sir!

Sir! does she like giant Alien Lizards? Sir?

Do you think I'm cute Private Zeitghost; do you think I'm funny?
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TGAOTU replied

26 December 2005, 13:11
Originally posted by zeitghost

Sir! Why thankyou Sir!

Sir! does she like giant Alien Lizards? Sir?

Boiled or fried?
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman replied

26 December 2005, 09:20
Hell, I like you, private. You can come round and screw my sister.
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wendigo100 replied

25 December 2005, 09:25
The only fighting I'm doing is fighting off a hangover after imbibing red wine at the Mustoes last night.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman started a topic Front and Centre

25 December 2005, 00:05
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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Jesus
Happy Birthday to you

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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