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Asperger's Test.
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73Less than ZeitGhost10.96%8Less than HAB20.55%15I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my street4.11%3I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my town4.11%3I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my county4.11%3I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in the UK.5.48%4I know the numbers on the telegraph poles on Sol III5.48%4I know the number of rivets on the tender of "Mallard"5.48%4I know the number of rivets in "Mallard"6.85%5I know the number of rivets in the steam engines in UK.5.48%4I am a rivet.9.59%7I am AndyW's rivet4.11%3I am AndyW's mum's rivet5.48%4I've rivetted AndyW4.11%3I've rivetted AndyW and his mum4.11%3 -
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Question 9; I am fascinated by dates.
WTF? Why not raisins?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I bet your score was off the scale!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostQuestion 9; I am fascinated by dates.
WTF? Why not raisins?
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Own up, you thought it said Arseburglers Test, didn't you?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

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27Originally posted by Churchill View PostI bet your score was off the scale!
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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