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Asperger's Test.
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73Less than ZeitGhost10.96%8Less than HAB20.55%15I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my street4.11%3I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my town4.11%3I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my county4.11%3I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in the UK.5.48%4I know the numbers on the telegraph poles on Sol III5.48%4I know the number of rivets on the tender of "Mallard"5.48%4I know the number of rivets in "Mallard"6.85%5I know the number of rivets in the steam engines in UK.5.48%4I am a rivet.9.59%7I am AndyW's rivet4.11%3I am AndyW's mum's rivet5.48%4I've rivetted AndyW4.11%3I've rivetted AndyW and his mum4.11%3 -
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Question 9; I am fascinated by dates.
WTF? Why not raisins?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
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I bet your score was off the scale!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostQuestion 9; I am fascinated by dates.
WTF? Why not raisins?
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Own up, you thought it said Arseburglers Test, didn't you?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

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27Originally posted by Churchill View PostI bet your score was off the scale!
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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