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Do you think SAS Guru needs to carry a defibrillator
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostObserving imbeciles like you makes me happy I was born intelligent.
Wide-boy maybe, but intelligent is pushing credibility a bit.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNothing to do with Swiss prostitutes then?
Ultrasound scanner the size of a mobile phone
What a brilliant executive toy, although you'd have to think twice before lashing out £5K for one.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI imagine they'll need one of these too:
Ultrasound scanner the size of a mobile phone
What a brilliant executive toy, although you'd have to think twice before lashing out £5K for one.Comment
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I've thought of a great iPhone app.
The app uses the built in camera to take a video stream and then turns the image to look like an xray (kinda like them slotted x-ray specs you could get as a kid). Would work well on hands.
A bit of fun.
Anyone want to code it up?Comment
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've thought of a great iPhone app.
The app uses the built in camera to take a video stream and then turns the image to look like an xray (kinda like them slotted x-ray specs you could get as a kid). Would work well on hands.Comment
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