It aint easy being a fella

[MaryPoppins]

Having said this, I have met and dated a few ladies met in Tescos . Nearly complained about one (stalkerette) as she started following me everywhere in there until I spoke to her and realised she just wanted my body.

I regularly proposition blokes in the crisp aisle, sounds perfectly realistic.

[ChimpMaster]

I regularly proposition blokes in the crisp aisle, sounds perfectly realistic.

Watch out for the Wotsits or you'll end up with an orange behind!

[NickFitz]

I can't understand these folks with this cavalier attitude towards loading the belt. Bread first, are you mental? I always itch to reload it for them.

What really annoys me is when I've put everything on the belt in precisely the order I want it to come off for optimal packing, and the twonk on the till starts reaching over stuff or putting things to one side and sending them down to me in a completely different order

There was one woman who always left the meat till last; then she grabbed a carrier bag and used it as a glove to handle it, explaining that "I'm vegetarian, you see." It was already wrapped, FFS

Don't even start me on the ones who can't put the "Next Customer" divider down.

Flogging is too good for them

[EternalOptimist]

I regularly proposition blokes in the crisp aisle, sounds perfectly realistic.

one of my neighbours, a postwoman, grabbed me by the cumberland sausage

well, it might have happened

[MaryPoppins]

What really annoys me is when I've put everything on the belt in precisely the order I want it to come off for optimal packing, and the twonk on the till starts reaching over stuff or putting things to one side and sending them down to me in a completely different order

There was one woman who always left the meat till last; then she grabbed a carrier bag and used it as a glove to handle it, explaining that "I'm vegetarian, you see." It was already wrapped, FFS



Flogging is too good for them

Oh, I passionately agree with your first point.

[norrahe]

There was one woman who always left the meat till last; then she grabbed a carrier bag and used it as a glove to handle it, explaining that "I'm vegetarian, you see." It was already wrapped, FFS

I've seen that happen when I used to live in the East end, whereby some of the Muslim staff would not touch a bottle of alcohol with their bare hands.

Strange