Pancakes. Ate far too many yesterday!
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"Cold is gods way of telling us to burn more catholics" Backadder II.Originally posted by Pogle View Post..starts today, anyone giving anything up or doing something extra?
I'll give up choccie, I SHOULD give up booze
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I'm giving up beer and cider... keeping wine and white spirits though... why Holy God decided it would be a good idea to have Paddys Day in the middle of Lent I don't know.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Don't think Allah invented lent ... maybe it was Ganesh. Maybe Budda. Maybe is was the guy in a purple shell suit wo used to be a sh1t goalie ... now him i can believe in.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm giving up beer and cider... keeping wine and white spirits though... why Holy God decided it would be a good idea to have Paddys Day in the middle of Lent I don't know.Comment
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I think god took a back seat to the the Irish on that decision.Originally posted by cailin maith View Postwhy Holy God decided it would be a good idea to have Paddys Day in the middle of Lent I don't know.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Baby killer.Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostI'm giving up playing with myself.
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Face it, God doesn’t like the Irish. He gave you tulipe weather with too much rain, famine, nasty neighbours and the Rev. Ian Paisley. Stop being so grateful to him.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm giving up beer and cider... keeping wine and white spirits though... why Holy God decided it would be a good idea to have Paddys Day in the middle of Lent I don't know.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Do unto others as you do unto yourself ... feel free to jerk off the guy next to you... in gods name of course.Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostI'm giving up playing with myself.
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