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    #11
    Originally posted by Billy-Bob View Post
    The only conversation I have with pigs is “do you want oil or powder?” and “turn over now”
    FTFY

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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      They boast about their highly paid jobs and salaries; this can make less well-paid men feel small, helpless and angry.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #13
        Originally posted by Billy-Bob View Post
        The only conversation I have with women is “do you want oil or powder?” and “turn over now”
        Hogs
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Where's Pogle? We'll have a full complement then.
          (Think "Macbeth"... )
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            They boast about their highly paid jobs and salaries; this can make less well-paid men feel small, helpless and angry.
            Ok maybe I am weird then.. I actually find that an attractive point in a woman, maybe not the boasting particularly but the confidence & independance that comes with being in roles at that level. I know my mates hate it as every girlfriend I have make them feel small, helpless and angry!
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Billy-Bob View Post
              The only conversation I have with sheep is “do you want oil or powder?” and “turn over now”
              FTFY +1
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Where's Pogle? We'll have a full complement then.
                (Think "Macbeth"... )
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                And Cojak steps up to the ochy!

                Good use of the substitution clause there ladies!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Ok maybe I am weird then.. I actually find that an attractive point in a woman, maybe not the boasting particularly but the confidence & independance that comes with being in roles at that level. I know my mates hate it as every girlfriend I have make them feel small, helpless and angry!
                  I can't help but notice the plural there mate, one day you'll find one that thinks that farting in bed is cute.

                  I did...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    I can't help but notice the plural there mate, one day you'll find one that thinks that farting in bed is cute.

                    I did...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      my mates are small, helpless and angry!
                      FTFY
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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