And who said romance is dead?
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Valentines poems
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Women - pah
I only love furry creatures and distributed search engines
roses are red
some squirrels are too
if you fck with SKA
then I will fck you
AtW(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Who said romance was dead?
Oh, little <insert loved ones' name here> I love you so,
especially in your nightie,
When the moonlight flits,
across yer t**s,
Oh, Jesus Christ almighty.
With acknowledgement to Messrs. Cook and MooreComment
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I know that the word is misleading
And I don’t know what books you’ve been reading,
But before you inflate me,
Which might irritate me,
I’d rather you suck than you blow.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Our wedding now is witnessed,
You're Mrs to my mister.
But if you ever leave me
I'm gonna sh@g your sister.Comment
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I had a little darling
she was cruel hard and fe ckless
but she stuck her gums around me plums
so I gave her a pearl necklace
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(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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I'm glad you're my girlfriend,
I think that your ace,
now go wash your fanny,
and sit on my faceWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWomen - pah
I only love furry creatures and distributed search engines
roses are red
some squirrels are too
if you fck with SKA
then I will fck you
AtW
Violets are blue,
Enough of this poetry carp,
Brace yourselfComment
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