Valentines poems

[norrahe]

And who said romance is dead?

[Sockpuppet]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I fancy a shag
I hope you do too

[EternalOptimist]

Women - pah
I only love furry creatures and distributed search engines


roses are red
some squirrels are too
if you fck with SKA
then I will fck you


AtW

[wobbegong]

Who said romance was dead?

Oh, little <insert loved ones' name here> I love you so,
especially in your nightie,
When the moonlight flits,
across yer t**s,
Oh, Jesus Christ almighty.


With acknowledgement to Messrs. Cook and Moore

[Xenophon]

Cock
In
Thank you

[Mich the Tester]

I know that the word is misleading
And I don’t know what books you’ve been reading,
But before you inflate me,
Which might irritate me,
I’d rather you suck than you blow.

[Pondlife]

Our wedding now is witnessed,
You're Mrs to my mister.
But if you ever leave me
I'm gonna sh@g your sister.

[EternalOptimist]

I had a little darling
she was cruel hard and fe ckless
but she stuck her gums around me plums
so I gave her a pearl necklace

[doodab]

I'm glad you're my girlfriend,
I think that your ace,
now go wash your fanny,
and sit on my face

[TimberWolf]

Women - pah
I only love furry creatures and distributed search engines


roses are red
some squirrels are too
if you fck with SKA
then I will fck you


AtW

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Enough of this poetry carp,
Brace yourself