The speak up for New labour Thread

[DodgyAgent]

But they won’t get the blame. About half the voters have an IQ below 100, which means they’re basically to f**king thick to tie their own f**king shoelaces without supervision, never mind figure out which c**t’s to blame for bankrupting the entire f**king country.

ZanuLabour made sure of that by ‘investing’ your f**king taxes in educayshun, edd ukayshun and Ed U. Casion.

The reason why they are so thick is because they have been educated by a socialist education system with a vested interest in developing impressionable thickos.

[Mich the Tester]

The reason why they are so thick is because they have been educated by a socialist education system with a vested interest in developing impressionable thickos.

That’s right, but I was explaining it in HAB’s special brand of Anglo-Saxon language.

[Mich the Tester]

They’re half way to achieving ‘no more boom and bust’.

They’re tough on the causes of crime by making everyone so poor there’ll be nothing worth stealing before long.

They’re tackling inequality by saddling everybody of every age with a debt worth umpty quajillion pounds.

[hyperD]

They’re half way to achieving ‘no more boom and bust’.

They’re tough on the causes of crime by making everyone so poor there’ll be nothing worth stealing before long.

They’re tackling inequality by saddling everybody of every age with a debt worth umpty quajillion pounds.

OK, you've convinced me, where do I put my cross?

[DiscoStu]

Caroline Flint. Phwooar!

sasguru

[Mich the Tester]

Caroline Flint. Phwooar!

sasguru

Has anyone scanned the Conservative party’s candidate list for fit birds?

[hyperD]

Has anyone scanned the Conservative party’s candidate list for fit birds?

Yes. And now I am saving up for a new set of retinas.

[wurzel]

I actually, do want nuLieBore to remain in power.

I've heard you say this before & I know where you're coming from but if they were to get in again I'd have to be asking some very serious questions about how that could possibly happen when they've been such a shambles, particularly over the last 3 years. I'd also be worried because if they can get elected under these circumstances they're going to be around for a very long time. Unlike me, I'll be off to sunnier climes. While I still can.

[ratewhore]

In order to present CUK as presenting a balanced and objective portrayal of politics, can we please use this thread to invite any NL supporters to express their views on why NL should be voted for in the next election.

Fook em...

[Doggy Styles]

Reasons to vote Labour? There's loads, but here's three off the top of my head:

1. Labour have promised to keep on investing in public services, the other lot want to cut them.
   
2. Labour have made doing business in the UK miles easier.
   
3. And house prices of course.