Reply to: The speak up for New labour Thread

[Board Game Geek]

Can't we have a sign painted on people's houses, like a big red cross, to indicate who voted labour last time round ?

[HairyArsedBloke]

Worked for me.
Now I'm buggering off with the loot, before it becomes worthless.
You guys can vote for who you want.

Aye.

[DodgyAgent]

Pah, cynics. OK, try these:

1. Labour have all the necessary plans in place for The Recovery. The Tories would wreck them and create a disaster.
   
2. Only Labour would keep us in the centre of Europe. The Tories would marginalise our influence.
   
3. Only Labour can eradicate poverty and inequality.

keep going

[Doggy Styles]

Pah, cynics. OK, try these:

1. Labour have all the necessary plans in place for The Recovery. The Tories would wreck them and create a disaster.
   
2. Only Labour would keep us in the centre of Europe. The Tories would marginalise our influence.
   
3. Only Labour can eradicate poverty and inequality.

[sasguru]

Labour will make us all millionaires.

Worked for me.
Now I'm buggering off with the loot, before it becomes worthless.
You guys can vote for who you want.

[original PM]

i think it would be great if labour get in again



can anyone remind what politics is all about?

[DodgyAgent]

Which part did you mis-spell?

[doodab]

what have they ever done for us?

It's more what they haven't done. I don't remember them having shafted me yet, but that might just be because they haven't had the chance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Lloyd_George

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Henry_Asquith

[DodgyAgent]

Lib Dem? Might as well.

what have they ever done for us?

[Tarquin Farquhar]

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Spot on

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Which part did you mis-spell?

[doodab]

I can remember when labour were in power before. I might not vote Tory but there is no way I'm letting that lot have a go.

Lib Dem? Might as well.

[TimberWolf]

Labour will make us all millionaires.

[hyperD]

Reasons to vote Labour? There's loads, but here's three off the top of my head:

1. Labour have promised to keep on investing in public services, the other lot want to cut them.
   
2. Labour have made doing business in the UK miles easier.
   
3. And house prices of course.

You are Derek "Dolly" Draper and I claim my £5 subscription to the Dolly's Wallies club.

[DodgyAgent]

Reasons to vote Labour? There's loads, but here's three out of the hole in my backside:

1. Labour have promised to keep on investing in public services, the other lot want to cut them.
   They are investing in public services because they want more people to be state dependent and more people to vote labour. No mention of "improvement" of public services I see
   
2. Labour have made doing business in the UK miles easier.
   
   Much easier now for Indian companies to do business in the UK and for overseas corporations and sovereign funds to buy up British companies and close their factories and sack their workers
3. And house prices of course.
   
   If you have a job to obtain and pay a mortgage.

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Spot on

[hyperD]

I can remember when the tories were in power before. I might not vote labour but there is no way I'm letting that lot have a go.

I can remember when labour were in power before. I might not vote Tory but there is no way I'm letting that lot have a go.