1st ever contract sick day

[Pogle]

offical nagging over and done with and wallet has been collected from the cocktail bar, pizza is being delivered

I need to drink less says gf chef and dont call her home phone if the mobile is turned off late at night

Aw bless, the 2am drunken call to tell her how much you love her

[chef]

Aw bless, the 2am drunken call to tell her how much you love her

actually it was to say "bollocks, i've lost my wallet" then a little spark happened in my brain which said "maybe that's not a good idea to tell her that 'cause your so wasted you lost your wallet" so i hung up and then tried texting her as Id said I'd do but hit call instead of send SMS so i quickly called her mobile aswell.. oops

[Pogle]

actually it was to say "bollocks, i've lost my wallet" then a little spark happened in my brain which said "maybe that's not a good idea to tell her that 'cause your so wasted you lost your wallet" so i hung up and then tried texting her as Id said I'd do but hit call instead of send SMS so i quickly called her mobile aswell.. oops

Brilliant

[d000hg]

I had way too much last night. Got to the office at 9:15. ( 15 minutes later than usual ). Tonight I've got another "networking" event...

You girly wimp you.

( I would love to go to sleep now, but the office is full, and noisy ).

If you drive, then you legally can't get in to work after a heavy night. Though I don't think that's the reason in this case?

[oracleslave]

Indeed! Excellent effort!

I can remember being so drunk and stoned within weeks of a contract in the Netherlands that I had to crawl on my hands and knees up the lobby stairs in front of the not-very-amused hotel staff just to get to my hotel room. Then making the pitiful excuse phonecall to the client at lunchtime.

Another memorable one was playing Resident Evil with some friends (with beers) until 05:00am and then convincing myself a quick one hour nap then work would be fine. Again, after awakening about 14:00, the afternoon phonecall to the client was not very convincing.

I had a cracker in Amsterdam last year. Mysellf, another permie plus a contractor that worked for me took a client out in Amsterdam. The contractor ended up getting arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour and spent the night in jail, I managed to fall face first down some steps, shredding my suit and smashing my blackberry into far too many pieces and the client phoned in the next day to say he had an emergency dental appointment so wasn't going to make it in

[hyperD]

I had a cracker in Amsterdam last year. Mysellf, another permie plus a contractor that worked for me took a client out in Amsterdam. The contractor ended up getting arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour and spent the night in jail, I managed to fall face first down some steps, shredding my suit and smashing my blackberry into far too many pieces and the client phoned in the next day to say he had an emergency dental appointment so wasn't going to make it in

Quality!

[cojak]

I had a cracker in Amsterdam last year. Mysellf, another permie plus a contractor that worked for me took a client out in Amsterdam. The contractor ended up getting arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour and spent the night in jail, I managed to fall face first down some steps, shredding my suit and smashing my blackberry into far too many pieces and the client phoned in the next day to say he had an emergency dental appointment so wasn't going to make it in

Respect!