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oh ****

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    oh ****

    Yesterday I was eating my crisps and drinking my American from Neros when my PM came over for a chat.
    Just the two of us in at 7 : 30. I got a crisp stuck in my windpipe and got really embarressed when I broke into a coughing fit.

    then oh **** !!

    I coughed so hard that I f@rted.

    Does anyone know how I can recover from this social disaster, or are there any Christian types out there who can say something nice to make me feel better ?

    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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    Did you light your fart?

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