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stackpole replied

21 December 2005, 08:40
Did you light your fart?
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EternalOptimist started a topic oh ****

21 December 2005, 08:37
oh ****

Yesterday I was eating my crisps and drinking my American from Neros when my PM came over for a chat.
Just the two of us in at 7 : 30. I got a crisp stuck in my windpipe and got really embarressed when I broke into a coughing fit.

then oh **** !!

I coughed so hard that I f@rted.

Does anyone know how I can recover from this social disaster, or are there any Christian types out there who can say something nice to make me feel better ?
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