There was this Indian bird right, called Gulpah, and she was enjoying the life of a good time girl in Manchester, out clubbing till all hours, a different bloke every week.
So one day she goes to India to meet her extended family and she meets a prince and they fall in love. She flies back home for a month to wrap up her job and stuff and she is in a wine bar talking to her best friend. She explains that in the culture over there she is expected to be a virgin, and when the princes mum had asked her outright, she had lied and said Yes I am a virgin.
'What am I going to do ? he will know straight away. its like a wizards sleeve'
So Tracey her friend says 'ah well, I have had this before, get an elastic band and stick it up your, you know what. When he gets down to buisiness it will twang, and you say oh dear, there goes my virginity'
This is a great plan, but Gulpah doesnt think a simple elastic band would be enough, so she goes to a model aircraft shop and buys three yards of donkey elastic.
On the wedding night, they undress in the candlelight and the prince cannot control himself
bboooiiiiinngggggg!!!
Prince - 'WTF was THAT'
Gulpah flutters her eylashes - 'what ? oh that, it was just my virginity flying out the window'
Prince - 'Well get after the fker quick, its took my b*llocks with it'
So one day she goes to India to meet her extended family and she meets a prince and they fall in love. She flies back home for a month to wrap up her job and stuff and she is in a wine bar talking to her best friend. She explains that in the culture over there she is expected to be a virgin, and when the princes mum had asked her outright, she had lied and said Yes I am a virgin.
'What am I going to do ? he will know straight away. its like a wizards sleeve'
So Tracey her friend says 'ah well, I have had this before, get an elastic band and stick it up your, you know what. When he gets down to buisiness it will twang, and you say oh dear, there goes my virginity'
This is a great plan, but Gulpah doesnt think a simple elastic band would be enough, so she goes to a model aircraft shop and buys three yards of donkey elastic.
On the wedding night, they undress in the candlelight and the prince cannot control himself
bboooiiiiinngggggg!!!
Prince - 'WTF was THAT'
Gulpah flutters her eylashes - 'what ? oh that, it was just my virginity flying out the window'
Prince - 'Well get after the fker quick, its took my b*llocks with it'
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