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Tesco Rant Parts 1 and 2
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When I were a lad the supermarkets used put the large packaging boxes out the front so customers could use them to take their shopping home.Originally posted by Paddy View PostGood old Safeway used to supply paper bags. Paper bag production is good because it encourages the growing of trees for paper. Young trees also produce far more oxygen than old trees
No-one gave a tulip about carbon footprints or polar bears in those days, it was just common sense.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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They refuse to serve me ever since I frightened the room service maid when I was lying naked on the bed.Originally posted by doodab View PostWhy not stay somewhere with room service?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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PPPPPP.Originally posted by scaramanga View PostNot if you need something to carry home your shopping in..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I remember when I used to go to a supermarket, a young man would pick all my items off the back shelf and put them in a paper bag and deliver them by bike the next morning.Originally posted by Paddy View PostGood old Safeway used to supply paper bags. Paper bag production is good because it encourages the growing of trees for paper. Young trees also produce far more oxygen than old trees
I always got a couple of pennies back from a shilling. It's so expensive now.
And don't get me started on the price of mead!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No, As I said, if the supermarkets make up their mind not give out bags then that is fine. The problem is they are not consistent. If they declare to the nation that they will not give out bags, then we can all walk around with a “handy bag *” like the soviets did in the days of communism.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostPPPPPP.
(* a bag carried just in case the shops actually had stock)"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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For regular shopping, ocado delivery is the way. They do supply bags but they take the last lot away the next time they deliver.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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(Contains strong language)Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostAnd the security guard (as all security guards must) was trying to get the last word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxyJ6OYLVzgComment
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Why do you need a supermarket to tell you whether or not to carry a bag around? Just carry one, ffs, then you won't be dissapointed....Originally posted by Paddy View PostNo, As I said, if the supermarkets make up their mind not give out bags then that is fine. The problem is they are not consistent. If they declare to the nation that they will not give out bags, then we can all walk around with a “handy bag *” like the soviets did in the days of communism.
(* a bag carried just in case the shops actually had stock)Comment
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