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jeez
you guys never tried Australian choccie did you ??
its made with kangaroo sh1 te
they dont do a crunchie - they do chocolate violets
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Rubbish, Tim Tams are like Penguins only better!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postjeez
you guys never tried Australian choccie did you ??
its made with kangaroo sh1 te
they dont do a crunchie - they do chocolate violets
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Feck, no. No no no.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostRubbish, Tim Tams are like Penguins only better!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You secretly know Tim Tams are better, go on, admit itOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Postflip, no. No no no.
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for those of you in any doubt, who wish to experience the joy of australian waxy chocolate, go to your cupboard under the stairs, find a candle, then eat it
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You've got to suck tea through it first.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postfor those of you in any doubt, who wish to experience the joy of australian waxy chocolate, go to your cupboard under the stairs, find a candle, then eat it

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Once worked at a choc factory in Melbourne for a few weeks. It's definitely a different flavour.
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WHS. I mean yeah, it's chocolate, I'll eat it - but over a penguin? No chance. As well as? Probably.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postfor those of you in any doubt, who wish to experience the joy of australian waxy chocolate, go to your cupboard under the stairs, find a candle, then eat it
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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