I just heard a noise

[EternalOptimist]

There's me thinking he's somehow fudged his sig so the appeared above the line.

In a study that's being suppressed for 70 years it was discovered that for each smiley you type into a message you burn off 1 calorie per decade.

well listen up smarty pants

there is an ongoing challenge - one free mars bar to the clever dude who works out the purpose of my


come and have a go

[DiscoStu]

well listen up smarty pants

there is an ongoing challenge - one free mars bar to the clever dude who works out the purpose of my


come and have a go

You've got smiley OCD, and now your posts don't feel complete without a ?

[PAH]

come and have a go

I thought it was your disclaimer so if anyone took you too seriously you could point them to the

A bit like when someone insults someone and says "only joking".

[EternalOptimist]

I thought it was your disclaimer so if anyone took you too seriously you could point them to the

A bit like when someone insults someone and says "only joking".

pah

[norrahe]

Didn't someone tell you not to feed the gremlins after midnight?

tsk

[PAH]

Didn't someone tell you not to feed the gremlins after midnight?

tsk

It's always after midnight, apart from when it is midnight.

[PAH]

pah

I think that makes me the winner.

Do us a favour though, send me a Marathon instead of Mars bar, and none of those Snickers either, I'm a traditionalist. Back in a ciffy, there's someone at the door....