Reply to: I just heard a noise

[PAH]

pah

I think that makes me the winner.

Do us a favour though, send me a Marathon instead of Mars bar, and none of those Snickers either, I'm a traditionalist. Back in a ciffy, there's someone at the door....

[PAH]

Didn't someone tell you not to feed the gremlins after midnight?

tsk

It's always after midnight, apart from when it is midnight.

[norrahe]

Didn't someone tell you not to feed the gremlins after midnight?

tsk

[EternalOptimist]

I thought it was your disclaimer so if anyone took you too seriously you could point them to the

A bit like when someone insults someone and says "only joking".

pah

[PAH]

come and have a go

I thought it was your disclaimer so if anyone took you too seriously you could point them to the

A bit like when someone insults someone and says "only joking".

[DiscoStu]

well listen up smarty pants

there is an ongoing challenge - one free mars bar to the clever dude who works out the purpose of my


come and have a go

You've got smiley OCD, and now your posts don't feel complete without a ?

[EternalOptimist]

There's me thinking he's somehow fudged his sig so the appeared above the line.

In a study that's being suppressed for 70 years it was discovered that for each smiley you type into a message you burn off 1 calorie per decade.

well listen up smarty pants

there is an ongoing challenge - one free mars bar to the clever dude who works out the purpose of my


come and have a go

[PAH]

i'm detached

You've got a cat that sounds like a novelty doorbell?

[EternalOptimist]

must be one of the wifes gizmos

[PAH]

It's clearly got you so rattled you've missed the

There's me thinking he's somehow fudged his sig so the appeared above the line.

In a study that's being suppressed for 70 years it was discovered that for each smiley you type into a message you burn off 1 calorie per decade.

[EternalOptimist]

Thin walls?

i'm detached

[EternalOptimist]

It's clearly got you so rattled you've missed the

shhhsshhs - whats that ?

[PAH]

but we dont have a doorbell

Thin walls?

[DiscoStu]

but we dont have a doorbell

It's clearly got you so rattled you've missed the

[EternalOptimist]

Ignore it, if it's important they'll press it at least 3 times.

but we dont have a doorbell