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no, that was the overweight local galOriginally posted by Churchill View PostYou sound rather bitter. Are you Milan in drag?Comment
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FaQQer Mate
"No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button"
When your as busy as me changing tapes you'll know why i don't use the quote button
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Newblood, let me explain.Originally posted by newblood View Postmate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted
When you go out for the night, on the vodka, or anti freeze, or whatever it is you guys drink. You get totally whazzed, no ? then it's all a blur, no ?
then you see a bright light, a thumping in the head, a horrible taste in the mouth. You realise that you are surfacing, a horrible hangover is coming.
Then....
you look to your left. and there she lays. a mountainous tub of fck knows what. more facial hair than a walrus and twice as fishy. And you cant help it, you blurt it out 'WHAT TH FCK' <what the fck was I thinking>
Well I might be an Englishman, but when a bird wakes up next to me, they always look over at me, then the eyes go wide and they say -
'WHAT TH FCK'
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You're an imposter mate, milan doesn't have time to use the shift key eitherOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostFaQQer Mate
"No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button"
When your as busy as me changing tapes you'll know why i don't use the quote button
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Player !Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWell I might be an Englishman, but when a bird wakes up next to me, they always look over at me, then the eyes go wide and they say -
'WHAT TH FCK'

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