Staying at Stavenge

[HairyArsedBloke]

I predict 'bad things' for this thread.

Nah, that's True Blood, not newblood.

[chef]

I was hoping to be a hot eastern european gazelle

been there, done that, she turned out completely nuts and I'm glad to be rid.

My advice, go with the local munter, she might be so big you burn your @ss on the lightbulb but atleast you'll get some kebab for dessert afterwards..

[thunderlizard]

It's actually Stavehenge, a wooden prototype of the finished articls in Wiltshire.

[newblood]

Two local blondes had never met an Englishman, so they kindly invited me back for a beerio. They had planned a carpet munching session, but let me join in provided I didnt tell anyone about their filthy kinks.

That never happens when you are from eastern europe and don't have bmws and audis.

[EternalOptimist]

That never happens when you are from eastern europe and don't have bmws and audis.

<I think he was joshing with you>

[Jog On]

hey , have you gotten any of your plan Bs going ?

Yes plan Bs are still on track although had a horrendous year last year hence the contract now..

[Swiss Tony]

<I think he was joshing with you>

You sure on that? It’s hard to tell behind his shifty eyes and facial fluff you know....

Not sure if I’m talking about EO or the eastern gals

[newblood]

<I think he was joshing with you>

mate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted

[newblood]

Yes plan Bs are still on track although had a horrendous year last year hence the contract now..

me the same , except no plan B worked and no contract on sight.

[Churchill]

mate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted

You sound rather bitter. Are you Milan in drag?