Reply to: Staying at Stavenge

[newblood]

Well I might be an Englishman, but when a bird wakes up next to me, they always look over at me, then the eyes go wide and they say -

'WHAT TH FCK'

Player !

[DiscoStu]

FaQQer Mate

"No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button"

When your as busy as me changing tapes you'll know why i don't use the quote button

Milan

You're an imposter mate, milan doesn't have time to use the shift key either

[EternalOptimist]

mate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted

Newblood, let me explain.
When you go out for the night, on the vodka, or anti freeze, or whatever it is you guys drink. You get totally whazzed, no ? then it's all a blur, no ?
then you see a bright light, a thumping in the head, a horrible taste in the mouth. You realise that you are surfacing, a horrible hangover is coming.

Then....

you look to your left. and there she lays. a mountainous tub of fck knows what. more facial hair than a walrus and twice as fishy. And you cant help it, you blurt it out 'WHAT TH FCK' <what the fck was I thinking>

Well I might be an Englishman, but when a bird wakes up next to me, they always look over at me, then the eyes go wide and they say -

'WHAT TH FCK'

[OwlHoot]

Is Stavenge an weird abbreviation of Stevenage?

I think he must mean Stavanger in Norway.

[Spacecadet]

FaQQer Mate

"No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button"

When your as busy as me changing tapes you'll know why i don't use the quote button

Milan

[Churchill]

no, that was the overweight local gal

Oh God, the image!

[DS23]

You sound rather bitter. Are you Milan in drag?

no, that was the overweight local gal

[TheFaQQer]

You sound rather bitter. Are you Milan in drag?

No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button

[Churchill]

mate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted

You sound rather bitter. Are you Milan in drag?

[newblood]

Yes plan Bs are still on track although had a horrendous year last year hence the contract now..

me the same , except no plan B worked and no contract on sight.

[newblood]

<I think he was joshing with you>

mate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted

[Swiss Tony]

<I think he was joshing with you>

You sure on that? It’s hard to tell behind his shifty eyes and facial fluff you know....

Not sure if I’m talking about EO or the eastern gals

[Jog On]

hey , have you gotten any of your plan Bs going ?

Yes plan Bs are still on track although had a horrendous year last year hence the contract now..

[EternalOptimist]

That never happens when you are from eastern europe and don't have bmws and audis.

<I think he was joshing with you>

[newblood]

Two local blondes had never met an Englishman, so they kindly invited me back for a beerio. They had planned a carpet munching session, but let me join in provided I didnt tell anyone about their filthy kinks.

That never happens when you are from eastern europe and don't have bmws and audis.