Originally posted by Xenophon
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
What the CUK has been going on...
Collapse
X
-
Sweetheart, this is CUK... arguments, hugs, spankings galore... nothing changes!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010 -
and new boots - don't forget the bootsOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostSweetheart, this is CUK... arguments, hugs, spankings galore... nothing changes!
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
CUK University Challenge Champions 2012
Comment
-
Oh no - never forget the boots!Originally posted by Pogle View Postand new boots - don't forget the boots
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
-
Ohhh and I got new shoes at the weekend too - ok so I can't walk in them but I can stand at the bar with very pretty shoes
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
In Zurich, we called them "Taxi Dinner shoes" you can work it outOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostOhhh and I got new shoes at the weekend too - ok so I can't walk in them but I can stand at the bar with very pretty shoes

A date was to dinner, if you asked a Zurich girl out to a bar, the answer would be NO! If you didn't pick her up in a taxi
"Zurich Babes" are high maintenance
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
-
FTFYOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostOhhh and I got new shoes at the weekend too - ok so I can't walk in them but Churchy can carry me around
Comment
-
Comment
-
Car to Bar shoes they are known as in my family!Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostIn Zurich, we called them "Taxi Dinner shoes" you can work it out
A date was to dinner, if you asked a Zurich girl out to a bar, the answer would be NO! If you didn't pick her up in a taxi
"Zurich Babes" are high maintenance

Originally posted by Bunk View PostFTFY
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
Aka "Zurich Princesses".Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostIn Zurich, we called them "Taxi Dinner shoes" you can work it out
A date was to dinner, if you asked a Zurich girl out to a bar, the answer would be NO! If you didn't pick her up in a taxi
"Zurich Babes" are high maintenance
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
-
and... HMRC and the Police are now monitoring the CUK forums.Originally posted by cojak View PostWe had over 1000 people on the site yesterday.
We've got a thread where people are tearing chunks out of each other over dress wearing men.
We have a new Australian puppy who's too boisterous for his own good and keeping getting his nose smacked with a newspaper.
A lot of us are benched... (
)
And a large contingent have thrown themselves off bridges..
Apart from that, not much...
Your contact details can be handed over if you are subversive."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Government unveils ‘Umbrella Company Regulations consultation’ Today 05:55
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Yesterday 07:42
- Contractors warned over HMRC charging £3.5 billion too much Feb 6 03:18
- Statutory Sick Pay (SSP) for umbrella company contractors: an April 2026 explainer Feb 5 07:19
- IR35: IT contractors ‘most concerned about off-payroll working rules’ Feb 4 07:11
- Labour’s near-silence on its employment status shakeup is telling, and disappointing Feb 3 07:47
- Business expenses: What IT contractors can and cannot claim from HMRC Jan 30 08:44
- April’s umbrella PAYE risk: how contractors’ end-clients are prepping Jan 29 05:45
- How EV tax changes of 2025-2028 add up for contractor limited company directors Jan 28 08:11
- Under the terms he was shackled by, Ray McCann’s Loan Charge Review probably is a fair resolution Jan 27 08:41

Comment