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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    and they have a court order or search warrant

    They don't need a search warrant, CUK is very popular with Google. Everything we post is ranked top of their results within minutes....



    [At 17:47 on 29/01/2010 CUK declared that PAH's account had been hacked from at least 12 months previously and all posts are from an as yet unknown origin. Further evidence to support this theory is available at post #727574:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...tml#post727574

    Thank you and good night. Junior CUK Admin bloke currently on work placement from HMRC.
    ]

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    and... HMRC and the Police are now monitoring the CUK forums.
    Your contact details can be handed over if you are subversive.
    and they have a court order or search warrant

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    We had over 1000 people on the site yesterday.

    We've got a thread where people are tearing chunks out of each other over dress wearing men.

    We have a new Australian puppy who's too boisterous for his own good and keeping getting his nose smacked with a newspaper.

    A lot of us are benched... ( )

    And a large contingent have thrown themselves off bridges..

    Apart from that, not much...
    and... HMRC and the Police are now monitoring the CUK forums.
    Your contact details can be handed over if you are subversive.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    In Zurich, we called them "Taxi Dinner shoes" you can work it out

    A date was to dinner, if you asked a Zurich girl out to a bar, the answer would be NO! If you didn't pick her up in a taxi

    "Zurich Babes" are high maintenance
    Aka "Zurich Princesses".

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    In Zurich, we called them "Taxi Dinner shoes" you can work it out

    A date was to dinner, if you asked a Zurich girl out to a bar, the answer would be NO! If you didn't pick her up in a taxi

    "Zurich Babes" are high maintenance
    Car to Bar shoes they are known as in my family!

    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    FTFY

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  • rhubarb
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Brillo is banned.
    When did this happen ??

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ohhh and I got new shoes at the weekend too - ok so I can't walk in them but Churchy can carry me around
    FTFY

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ohhh and I got new shoes at the weekend too - ok so I can't walk in them but I can stand at the bar with very pretty shoes
    In Zurich, we called them "Taxi Dinner shoes" you can work it out

    A date was to dinner, if you asked a Zurich girl out to a bar, the answer would be NO! If you didn't pick her up in a taxi

    "Zurich Babes" are high maintenance

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  • cailin maith
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    Ohhh and I got new shoes at the weekend too - ok so I can't walk in them but I can stand at the bar with very pretty shoes

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    and new boots - don't forget the boots
    Oh no - never forget the boots!

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Sweetheart, this is CUK... arguments, hugs, spankings galore... nothing changes!
    and new boots - don't forget the boots

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Brillo is banned.

    RC has a contract (big congrats).
    Sweetheart, this is CUK... arguments, hugs, spankings galore... nothing changes!

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    And a large contingent have thrown themselves off bridges..

    I tried that but some swine had tied a big elastic band to my ankles. Something to do with health and safety.

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  • Zippy
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    Hi Xen

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Are you still the only person on the project ?
    Nope. I'm tripping over contractors now.

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