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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    Can I use your toilet Dave?
    How did you know my toilet was called Dave?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Hi Tarquin, Hi Brian.
      I'm Brian, and so's my 'life partner'.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        How did you know my toilet was called Dave?
        CM told me...
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          CM told me...
          my missus has a name for her bum ....gen



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            my missus has a name for her bum ....gen



            collagen?

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              my missus has a name for her bum ....gen



              Most of my big turds end up being called Cedric.

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                #17
                Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                collagen?
                she calls me EO
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Most of my big turds end up being called Cedric.
                  ssshh, the beeb are watching
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Flippin' heck - you leave this place for an hour and you missing something!

                    Wot's this all about then??
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      ssshh, the beeb are watching
                      Really??

                      HALLOOO BBC!



                      They're just pleased we're not Popbitch....
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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