The Great Swindon Swindle

**HairyArsedBloke** · 27 January 2010, 17:28

Now reader, who can spot where he went wrong?

Those living in the South East are not allowed to answer as it will be too easy for them.

**Spacecadet** · 27 January 2010, 17:34

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Now reader, who can spot where he went wrong?

He should have bought a Mac?

**AlfredJPruffock** · 28 January 2010, 08:58

The lights dimmed as the talk turned to Swindon ...

**Churchill** · 28 January 2010, 09:00

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post

The lights dimmed as the talk turned to Swindon ...

It's growing!

**wobbegong** · 28 January 2010, 09:07

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

It's growing!

That's odd! Mine usually shrinks at mention of Swindon.

**Churchill** · 28 January 2010, 09:12

Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

That's odd! Mine usually shrinks at mention of Swindon.

I have a penchant for roundabouts...

**AlfredJPruffock** · 28 January 2010, 10:00

People rushing round with no time to spare.
I'm so dizzy I'm neither here nor there,

in this traffic jam I just want to shout
let me off of this Swindon Roundabout

and all the the horns go 'beep! beep!'
all the people follow like sheep
I'm full of light
and sound making my head go round and roundabout

everyone is cursing under their breath
I'm a passenger, I feel close to death
hopeless situation I have no doubt
stop the madness

Let me off this Swindon Roundabout

**Pogle** · 28 January 2010, 10:21

I was in Swindon yesterday....
I'm afraid my first impressions were not favorable

**scooterscot** · 28 January 2010, 10:26

Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I was in Swindon yesterday....
I'm afraid my first impressions were not favorable

Swindon was modelled on the motherland, Cumberchookie

The Great Swindon Swindle