The Great Swindon Swindle

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Churchill replied

28 January 2010, 12:24
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

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Nearly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
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Paddy replied

28 January 2010, 12:21
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I drove into town one day, went round and round, got real dizzy before I was spat out at one of the exits...

Don't do it.

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Churchill replied

28 January 2010, 10:26
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I was in Swindon yesterday....
I'm afraid my first impressions were not favorable

Yup, it's a sh!thole alright.

However, it pays the bills.
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scooterscot replied

28 January 2010, 10:26
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I was in Swindon yesterday....
I'm afraid my first impressions were not favorable

Swindon was modelled on the motherland, Cumberchookie
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Pogle replied

28 January 2010, 10:21
I was in Swindon yesterday....
I'm afraid my first impressions were not favorable
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AlfredJPruffock replied

28 January 2010, 10:00
People rushing round with no time to spare.
I'm so dizzy I'm neither here nor there,

in this traffic jam I just want to shout
let me off of this Swindon Roundabout

and all the the horns go 'beep! beep!'
all the people follow like sheep
I'm full of light
and sound making my head go round and roundabout

everyone is cursing under their breath
I'm a passenger, I feel close to death
hopeless situation I have no doubt
stop the madness

Let me off this Swindon Roundabout
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Churchill replied

28 January 2010, 09:12
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

That's odd! Mine usually shrinks at mention of Swindon.

I have a penchant for roundabouts...
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wobbegong replied

28 January 2010, 09:07
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

It's growing!

That's odd! Mine usually shrinks at mention of Swindon.
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Churchill replied

28 January 2010, 09:00
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post

The lights dimmed as the talk turned to Swindon ...

It's growing!
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AlfredJPruffock replied

28 January 2010, 08:58
The lights dimmed as the talk turned to Swindon ...
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Spacecadet replied

27 January 2010, 17:34
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Now reader, who can spot where he went wrong?

He should have bought a Mac?
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HairyArsedBloke replied

27 January 2010, 17:28
Now reader, who can spot where he went wrong?

Those living in the South East are not allowed to answer as it will be too easy for them.
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scooterscot started a topic The Great Swindon Swindle

27 January 2010, 17:25
The Great Swindon Swindle

I drove into town one day, went round and round, got real dizzy before I was spat out at one of the exits...

Don't do it.
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