Originally posted by sasguru
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Well there's always the senile old fart, eh?
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See what you did with the bonus then sg. Blew it on upgrading the raisin that you were formerly using as a brain for a swanky new conker. You would have got more bang for your buck by filling your head with sawdust...............and would have upped your street cred too!
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
I was toying with the 'EO Swine flu Osmosatron'
It uses the power of Osmosis to transfer high density through a membrane to low density. So you would lay the patient next to a large hog, attach the 'EO membrane' and the virus would leave the high virus-density patient and take up residence in the porker.
Unfortunately it failed the clinical trials because we attached a patient, (known only as sg) to the pig via the 'EO Membrane' and instead of the virus being Osmosed, the membrane detected an even bigger gradient, and immediately began transferring brain cells to the human patient.
The patient is now at large and is believed to be a danger to the community.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI was toying with the 'EO Swine flu Osmosatron'
It uses the power of Osmosis to transfer high density through a membrane to low density. So you would lay the patient next to a large hog, attach the 'EO membrane' and the virus would leave the high virus-density patient and take up residence in the porker.
Unfortunately it failed the clinical trials because we attached a patient, (known only as sg) to the pig via the 'EO Membrane' and instead of the virus being Osmosed, the membrane detected an even bigger gradient, and immediately began transferring brain cells to the human patient.
The patient is now at large and is believed to be a danger to the community.
Taking lessons from SB in how to say absolutely nothing in as many words as possible?Hard Brexit now!
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I never knew you were a proponent of 'Lebensunwertes Leben'. Have you got the jack boots to match?Originally posted by sasguru View Post"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Will you lot stop arguing, there's a very serious human tragedy involved here.
Somewhere in Berkshire is a man whose spirit is entirely broken. The lack of Brazilian boys killed by swine flu has left him entirely impotent. There hasn't been a fresh crusty stain on his curtains in months.
Please, instead of bickering, spare a thought for him, his life is empty now.ǝןqqıʍComment
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When I asked that on here, I got told off for being stupid and not knowing you have to have two jabs.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOnly one jab each
why did they order 130 million of them then ?
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You're like a modern day Nostradamus!Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Any cryptic poems you'd like to write??????What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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