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    #81
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The first time I met Churchy, I didnt know it was him. I bumped into him and spilled a bit of beer, I said 'Sorry mate , wasnt paying attention, I was looking for the missus, Ive lost her' He said 'No its my fault, Im looking for mine also'

    so I had this idea - 'why not help each other out here, four eyes are better than two, whats your look like'
    'Well she is slim, green eyes, good looking, boots, short skirt, stockings, white halter, large boobs, no bra.....what does yours look like ?'





    so I said 'Fck her, lets find yours'
    Nutter! Wonder who he was out with that night

    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Very likely I will be - all hot and sweaty, fresh from my spin class

    Just need to know how to recognise the right table - look out for me though - will be wearing brown jeans and a brown over-sized raincoat....... Maybe New York style ear muffs as well.
    More like you are a figment of someones imagination and therefore unlikely to be real!!

    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    She's working to 9:30 - thats the problem
    Well - there is a tram stop just outside the pub - you don't live "that" far away and it would be really nice to see you again!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #82
      PS - Pogle just text me - she said you are "to get your ass to town" tonight!! She sounds serious!!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #83
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        rubber ?
        sometimes
        You have poisoned my fagile little mind
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #84
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
          Very likely I will be - all hot and sweaty, fresh from my spin class

          Just need to know how to recognise the right table - look out for me though - will be wearing brown jeans and a brown over-sized raincoat....... Maybe New York style ear muffs as well.

          Wilmslow - Churchill is 6'8" - you can't miss him. He'll be with me (a lot shorter) - looking forward to meeting you
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #85
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            I think the theme is rubber.
            Bugger. I packed my pink leathers.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #86
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Do people still buy that?
              Buy it? Computer Weekly? Nobody buys it!
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #87
                I'm currently parked in the outside lane of the M62, just past the M6.

                I left the South East to get away from this kind of traffic.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  I'm currently parked in the outside lane of the M62, just past the M6.

                  I left the South East to get away from this kind of traffic.
                  Aragh - you aren't that far - see you later!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    I'm currently parked in the outside lane of the M62, just past the M6.

                    I left the South East to get away from this kind of traffic.
                    Assuming your headed for Manchester it's bad news. Roadworks and delays all the way to the M60 and then it gets worse on the M602 into the city.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      Assuming your headed for Manchester it's bad news. Roadworks and delays all the way to the M60 and then it gets worse on the M602 into the city.
                      Arse. Oh well. At least we're now prepared for it.

                      Shall I list every lorry we pass?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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