Global Warming - good news

[BlasterBates]

Plans to reengineer the earth to combat global warming

Have no fear Obama's chief scientific advisor has some big ideas for saving the planet.

Oh praise ye the Climate Scientists.

One suggestion I didn't see there which might help would be to remove the fudge factors from the data.

[DimPrawn]

Terrifying prospect.

I hope all you Global Warming dickheads are happy when the messing about with the natural climate ends in disaster.

[shaunbhoy]

Experts from around the world have been invited to attend the meeting in March in California, which will examine possible field trials of so-called geo-engineering schemes, such as pumping chemicals into the air and oceans to combat climate change.

I thought they were dead set against us all "pumping chemicals into the air"?

You couldn't make this stuff up............unless of course you had the computer models to produce you the hockeystick graphs!!!!!!

[BlasterBates]

...particularly when the whole thing is based on junk science.

Kill the planet to satîsfy a few professors keen for large research budgets....

God ...who could dreamt up this nightmare scenario. Mankind destroys himself driven by nothing more than collective madness.

[DimPrawn]

Sort of like diagnosing yourself with a made up illness and then injecting yourself with household bleach to cure it.

I blame morons like sadguru. Intellectual capacity of a wet sponge.

[EternalOptimist]

look on the bright side guys.
If they fill the oceans with iron filings, we would be able to walk to New York wearing a pair of polystyrene 'eco-boots'

and we would be able to catch fish using a magnet on a pole, just like when we were kids

[Spacecadet]

I blame morons like sadguru. Intellectual capacity of a wet sponge.

I find that comment offensive to wet sponges

[shaunbhoy]

I blame morons like sadguru. Intellectual capacity of a wet sponge.

We should not rush to judgment upon him folks. When one is compelled to use a seedy little backstreet sweatshop as a thought factory, the results are hardly likely to be top notch.

[sasguru]

Nurse!
Have you not medicated the village idiots today?
Look at them gibber and drool - its not a pretty sight.:

[shaunbhoy]

Nurse!
Have you not medicated the village idiots today?
Look at them gibber and drool - its not a pretty sight.:

And in he rushes with both brain cells flapping in the breeze!!!
He may only have the intelligence of a Topic, but he is at least punctual!