Is it an exciting thriller starring Wesley Snipes as an IT contractor ?
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Wesley Snipes stars as a bitter contractor, out for revenge.
I think it's the one where he tortures an agent with some razor wire and a table, in a windowless room.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Must be their annual showing:Originally posted by Platypus View PostIs it an exciting thriller starring Wesley Snipes as an IT contractor ?
they literally showed it on the same weekend last yearCoffee's for closersComment
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Ha ha! Everyone's dream, eh?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWesley Snipes stars as a bitter contractor, out for revenge.
I think it's the one where he tortures an agent with some razor wire and a table, in a windowless room.
Snipes: "tell me AGAIN how many references you need ! "
Agent: (snivelling and bloody) "None !!"Comment
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Also no one has ever heard of the sequel, "contractor 2 when pimps go bad"Comment
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Isn't it a Bollywood film?
Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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thats the third film in the trilogy.
The Contractor - Much cheapness plenty quickness.
After George (Ranjit) Hurt an ex government agent who worked part time for the UN and BHS (in the lighting section) is embroiled in an international incident when he asks for the targets name for the 30th time and his colleague closes down the wrong server.
He goes postal and starts eliminating the whole server farm with terrifying drop kicks while quoting ancient texts that sound cool such as the GNU license. He drops (by parachute) into the weekly round table meeting to resolve the situation shouting "To protect your rights, we need to make restrictions that forbid anyone to deny you these rights or to ask you to surrender the rights." , of course he gets the girl.Comment
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The Contractor - Wesley Snipes wears a long black leather coat and sun glasses, after being replaced in his I.T. job as a tester - he seeks revenge for all those government allowed "Fast Track Visa" guys mounted on flying carpets who helped put him down.
Now he takes his blade and seeks justice. The End.Comment
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