Orgy tonight, hunting tomorrow, quiet night in with Lady Tester and the lovely Ms Whiplash and then a bit of dogging on Sunday to catch up with the local hoodies.
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this weekend I will be..
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This weekend I will be.... sad and lonely because GF Platypus is away and Small Platypuses are at their mother's.
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Same ol' same ol', eh?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOrgy tonight, hunting tomorrow, quiet night in with Lady Tester and the lovely Ms Whiplash and then a bit of dogging on Sunday to catch up with the local hoodies.
Never mind.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Nowt, nowt and someone's b'day dinner on Sunday.
oooh what an exciting life I lead.Comment
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Consoling babyson after his first full day at nursery
, then mainly changing nappies, wiping drool off everything, feeding mush to small headstrong boy, more nappies, more feeding, no sleeping - the usual.
Will be going for a walk with his new rucksack carrier though, which is roughly about as big as I am.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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building another shed - i will have 2 sheds then woot
helping builder type chap to convert some of garage into shower and loo
getting completely wrecked on saturday night
feeling ill on sundayComment
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You are Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson and I Claim My Five Pounds!Originally posted by original PM View Postbuilding another shed - i will have 2 sheds then woot
helping builder type chap to convert some of garage into shower and loo
getting completely wrecked on saturday night
feeling ill on sunday"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Rodding the drains and cleaning out the hen house.
Can't wait.
Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by George Parr View PostRodding the hens and cleaning out the drains.
Can't wait.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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