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Plan B - Your reviews please
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WTF is:
about???adopting a nutritional lifestyle“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Having a bit of lettuce in your kebab.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWTF is:
about???adopting a nutritional lifestyle
Having mushy peas with your chips.
Eating the slice of gherkin in the burger.
Putting tomato ketchup on your bacon butties.
Cheese and Onion crisps instead of Smoky Bacon (that's 2 of your 5-a-day).
Putting mango chutney on your curry. (Just watch what you do with the spoon.)
I'm sure voodooflux can list many more.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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If you don't know, it might be for youOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostWTF is:
about???
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Flirt? FFS, real blokes don't flirt, they're flirted with as a prelude to "Ok darling, you've pulled!".
FFS, metrosexual sh!te!
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I'm not looking at that again, it hurt my eyes.
Looks like something a lame & blind donkey hacked up in dreamweaver inside 30mins. Get a proper designer or no-one will even bother, it looks totally unprofessional.Comment
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What is the site selling and how does the site owner make money?
Can't see anything unique, clever or business like about it.
As regard the look of the website, here's something for all the arty-farty types here.
http://www.site-reference.com/articl...-Websites.html
My plan B site was ugly, but make an easy £60K of money as it was easy to use and fast and reliable. It wasn't a dreamweaver beauty, but then again look at ebay, is that a pretty website?Comment
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Have you come to this website because you are tired of being single and want to have a relationship? Are you tired of being alone and not having someone to share your thoughts, feelings or desires with? Do you miss the companionship of a woman? Are you sick of meals for one and late night television. Are you tired of seeing the rest of the world in happy and fulfilling relationships
Are you a sad lonely bastard? Have you tried wearing Lynx but been left disappointed? If you wouldn't know what do do with a woman if one fell in your lap then you've come to the right place...Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.Comment
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Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Did CM give you permission to post that?Originally posted by Churchill View PostFlirt? FFS, real blokes don't flirt, they're flirted with as a prelude to "Ok darling, you've pulled!".
FFS, metrosexual sh!te!
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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