Plan B - Your reviews please

[Churchill]

It still wont be enough to help contractors develop "relationships"

Perving over the Polish barmaid and "developing a relationship" are different things.

[DodgyAgent]

Perving over the Polish barmaid and "developing a relationship" are different things.

I beg to differ

[George Parr]

Having a bit of lettuce in your kebab.

Having mushy peas with your chips.

Eating the slice of gherkin in the burger.

Putting tomato ketchup on your bacon butties.

Cheese and Onion crisps instead of Smoky Bacon (that's 2 of your 5-a-day).

Putting mango chutney on your curry. (Just watch what you do with the spoon.)


I'm sure voodooflux can list many more.

No RC it doesn't mean that, it means not relying on a Pot Noodle every day.

[realityhack]

As regard the look of the website, here's something for all the arty-farty types here.

http://www.site-reference.com/articl...-Websites.html

Design isn't just about the look/feel/branding of a site or application.

Design is also about structure, visibility, mapping, persistence, and forgiveness.

An ugly but usable site will outdo a beautiful and confusing one.

An ugly and confusing site won't get much more than a second glance, unless the user has to extract information from this specific source, in which case the user will experience a range of negative emotions and be inefficient, until they learn the structure. This learning curve should be practically non-existent with an e-commerce offering.

There is something in aesthetics-for-the-sake-of-it, called the aesthetic/usability effect. A beautiful site will appear to be more usable. You can only take that so far.

Great design is subtle, inconspicuous, well-mapped to the target users' mental models, with clear signposting, and easy-to-digest, relevant information.

The example above is neither aesthetically pleasing or well-structured.

[RichardCranium]

No RC it doesn't mean that, it means not relying on a Pot Noodle every day.

When I was single and living on my own, I definitely did not rely on one Pot Noodle per day.

[shaunbhoy]

When I was single and living on my own, I definitely did not rely on one Pot Noodle per day.

Talking of potnoodlers, where is sg today? Off spending his humongous bonus I suppose on more notional luxuries?

[Churchill]

Talking of potnoodlers, where is sg today? Off spending his humongous bonus I suppose on more notional luxuries?

He didn't get his bonus, he was given his cards and shown the door.

[DodgyAgent]

Talking of potnoodlers, where is sg today? Off spending his humongous bonus I suppose on more notional luxuries?

Like a Toyota Prius ?

[DimPrawn]

Talking of potnoodlers, where is sg today? Off spending his humongous bonus I suppose on more notional luxuries?

Today he has to attend the Job Centre to ensure his JSA is paid.

[OwlHoot]

It's miles better than anything I could do.

WHS, and I'm a web developer

(although luckily I never have to get into all the poncey cosmetic design aspects)