Would you employ yourself ?

[OwlHoot]

try putting a toffee between the cheeks of your butt before going into the interview

What if it melts and leaves a large stain on the seat when you get up?

[EternalOptimist]

What if it melts and leaves a large stain on the seat when you get up?

it'll be nice and chewy when he gets to wetherspoons

[namnadasht]

I would delegate it

[MarillionFan]

With my reputation, as an employer I couldn't take the risk.