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Conspiracy theories - is it just me ?

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    #11
    Baron Rothschild is the saviour of our planet.

    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      they are probably using orbital mind control lasers on you.

      have you had any dizzy spells lately ?



      FRAK YEAH!

      Monday, or was it Tuesday I had a dodgy spell. I was poorly with very bad headaches all last week too.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #13
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        I can't find it now, but I read a blog post over the xmas period that made the point that many wild stories that would normally be dismissed as conspiracy theory's are being shown to have more than a grain of truth to them.
        A good conspiracy theory needs to start out with some true facts and build on them with believable ideas before launching into the crazier ones.

        Therefore there will be a grain of truth somewhere.

        I tend to to enjoy the conspiracy theories the same way I enjoy a good spy thriller. Why buy big fat overpriced paperbacks at airports when you can get similar on t'internets for free?
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #14
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Baron Rothschild is the saviour of our planet.

          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            #15
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            FRAK YEAH!

            Monday, or was it Tuesday I had a dodgy spell. I was poorly with very bad headaches all last week too.
            They are onto you.

            go and put a biscuit tin on your head, then report back here. Use the code words 'Wibble wibble' so I know its you.

            In the meantime, if anyone comes to your door, drag him in and put him over the kitchen table. Threaten to bone him unless he spills the beans. If he denies being in it - you know what to do.

            wibble out


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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              put a biscuit tin on your head
              Does it matter if it is a tin of biscuits for cheese?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #17
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Baron Rothschild is the saviour of our planet.


                Don't get me started on him and his offspring / clan!!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Tingles View Post
                  Don't get me started on him and his offspring / clan!!!
                  Heh. It's not a "theory".
                  Step outside posh boy

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                    #19
                    Have you been watching the x-files again?
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                      Ah you must be easily led!...
                      Many radioactive metals are easily lead.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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