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Cuk Top Tip No 1 (with apologies to Viz)

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    Climate sceptics, turn the heating off for four days, strip naked, get a bag of ice cubes from the freezer and chip them into a bowl.

    Dangle your nuts into the ice for an hour then ring all of your friends and ask them if they have noticed how warm it is lately
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      In order to help the CUK congregation, I am going to be doing a series of CUK Top Tips (Viz stylee). Here's the first one.


      Why wait for the Queen's jubilee bank holiday in 2012?
      Simple don't invoice for a random day soon if you are a contractor or take a sickie if you are a permie

      HTH
      2. Putting SG on your ignore list cuts down the amount of bile you have to read.

      HTH

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