Cuk Top Tip No 1 (with apologies to Viz)

[sasguru]

In order to help the CUK congregation, I am going to be doing a series of CUK Top Tips (Viz stylee). Here's the first one.


Why wait for the Queen's jubilee bank holiday in 2012?
Simple don't invoice for a random day soon if you are a contractor or take a sickie if you are a permie

HTH

[shaunbhoy]

In order to help the CUK congregation, I am going to be doing a series of CUK Top Tips (Viz stylee). Here's the first one.


Why wait for the Queen's jubilee bank holiday in 2012?
Simple don't invoice for a random day soon if you are a contractor or take a sickie if you are a permie

HTH

Hilarious. I think a side has split.

[sasguru]

Hilarious. I think a side has split.

Result! I've just got SB's shortest post yet
One free from the usual nincompoopery.

[BlackenedBiker]

Result! I've just got SB's shortest post yet
One free from the usual nincompoopery.

SG are you the love child of Quentin Crisp. "Nincompoopery FFS"

[Moscow Mule]

Here's another.

An empty cigar case filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

[shaunbhoy]

Never lose anything in your house ever again. Simply tie everything together with strong string and pull on it until the wanted article appears.

[RichardCranium]

are you the love child of Quentin Crisp

Something tells me there won't be many of them...

[BlackenedBiker]

Something tells me there won't be many of them...

SG is unique in that respect, I suspect however that this is not the only aspect of SGs character which is "special"

[suityou01]

A potato makes an interesting, inexpensive and potentially functional replacement for a light bulb.

and .....

Try cutting the fingertips off a rubber kitchen glove to make an exciting peephole bra for your cow.

[thunderlizard]

Acclimatise yourself before watching the London 2012 Olympics, by watching some videos of the Los Angeles 1984 Olympics, with the brightness setting turned down a bit.