2 day meeting

[Numpty]

I think the congregation here should suggest a list of buzzwords that you are required to use, at appropriate points, in the meeting.

See my .sig

[OrangeHopper]

"Off-piste testing"

[RichardCranium]

Don't forget to mention best practice: Shoe Box Testing.

[d000hg]

Boss? What is this thing of which you speak? I don’t believe I have one. Ah yes, back in the mists of time, more than 5 years ago I had one of those. Very expensive and annoying; sucked 2/3 of my hourly rate and made me stay in tulipty hotels and made me go to ‘HR assessments’ every 6 months.

You don’t need one.

Don't kid yourself. If you end up going to that meeting you definitely have a boss.

[Zippy]

I think the congregation here should suggest a list of buzzwords that you are required to use, at appropriate points, in the meeting.

Re-envisioneer

[Tarquin Farquhar]

I think the congregation here should suggest a list of buzzwords that you are required to use, at appropriate points, in the meeting.

Bleed the air from the system.

[OrangeHopper]

Bleed the air from the system.

[MPwannadecentincome]

Don't forget to mention best practice: Shoe Box Testing.

I just read that one - cheered me up no end - dunno how I missed that post back in June!

[MaryPoppins]

Am giggling at:

A mnemonic exists to remind practitioners of the processes involved: "big fish, little fish, cardboard box".

[Mich the Tester]

I got out! I delegated a minion to take over for the afternoon!

I watched second half of Toulouse v Quins on the laptop, which was nice, and wrote down some of the buzzwords I heard;

- benchmarking
- KPI
- Touch base
- Keep focused

All in all a bit of a weak harvest, but nevertheless progress toward my goal of winning today’s bulltulip bingo competition.