2 day meeting

[BrilloPad]

Just think of him as a better alternative than me being your boss.

I think Id prefer Wilmslow.

[Mich the Tester]

Just think of him as a better alternative than me being your boss.

Boss? What is this thing of which you speak? I don’t believe I have one. Ah yes, back in the mists of time, more than 5 years ago I had one of those. Very expensive and annoying; sucked 2/3 of my hourly rate and made me stay in tulipty hotels and made me go to ‘HR assessments’ every 6 months.

You don’t need one.

[Sysman]

Why not hire a pair of size 40 shoes, gingham trousers a funny wig and a red nose. When you get into the meeting, say 'fck me man, I thought it was a joke'

they will laugh politely and let you leave after throwing custard pies in your face and a few buckets of water over you.

FTFY

[sasguru]

If sasguru was my boss Id have topped myself by now to escape the bile. One of the few people who can out-bile me...

Don't flatter yourself.
You have real bile.
I have fake bile.
There is no comparison.

HTH

[AtW]

Don't flatter yourself.
You have real bile.
I have fake bile.
There is no comparison.

HTH

Is this sasguru rap?

Or is it sasguru crap?

[Mich the Tester]

If sasguru was my boss Id have topped myself by now to escape the bile. One of the few people who can out-bile me...

Suicide because of your boss is highly unprofessional, unproductive and not very lucrative, especially when you could stay at home on full sick pay with a stress related illness and do some contracting on the side.

[EternalOptimist]

Don't flatter yourself.
You have real bile.
I have fake bile.
There is no comparison.

HTH

tis true.

[OrangeHopper]

I think the congregation here should suggest a list of buzzwords that you are required to use, at appropriate points, in the meeting.

[Alf W]

I think the congregation here should suggest a list of buzzwords that you are required to use, at appropriate points, in the meeting.

"Culpability paradigm"

[OrangeHopper]

"Pipe cleaning"