Gosh - have you people ever heard of contraception?
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
or getting a cat instead?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostGosh - have you people ever heard of contraception?Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostAh I see where you are going wrong... changing mat right next to the bath is a good idea.I bet neith of you have kids!Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostAny other approach is idiotic to be honest.
I never put changing mat near bath. Ive never had a problem.... yet!
Poor Ardesco
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Yeah, but you'll find they hinder the baby-making process. HTH.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostGosh - have you people ever heard of contraception?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I thought this was a "I thought things couldn't get worse" Wilmslow thread...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI bet neith of you have kids!
I never put changing mat near bath. Ive never had a problem.... yet!
Poor Ardesco
You're playing a dangerous game there, do you bleed radiators without a tea towel too?
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