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gingerjedi replied

19 January 2010, 14:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I bet neith of you have kids!

I never put changing mat near bath. Ive never had a problem.... yet!

Poor Ardesco

You're playing a dangerous game there, do you bleed radiators without a tea towel too?
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NotAllThere replied

19 January 2010, 14:09
I thought this was a "I thought things couldn't get worse" Wilmslow thread...
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voodooflux replied

19 January 2010, 08:46
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Gosh - have you people ever heard of contraception?

Yeah, but you'll find they hinder the baby-making process. HTH.
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BrilloPad replied

18 January 2010, 20:30
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Ah I see where you are going wrong... changing mat right next to the bath is a good idea.

Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

Any other approach is idiotic to be honest.

I bet neith of you have kids!

I never put changing mat near bath. Ive never had a problem.... yet!

Poor Ardesco
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norrahe replied

18 January 2010, 20:08
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Gosh - have you people ever heard of contraception?

or getting a cat instead?
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scooterscot replied

18 January 2010, 19:55
Gosh - have you people ever heard of contraception?
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darmstadt replied

18 January 2010, 19:50
I remember my son just letting go with the most godawful green coloured stinky stuff once just as Mrs. D. left to go to work so I just picked him up by the arms, plonked him in the bath and turned the shower on. He never did it again but he did manage to pee in his ear, that was funny
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voodooflux replied

18 January 2010, 09:40
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

Logistically not so easy when you have four. Time for a bigger bathroom perhaps

nanny

I can empathise - we have also have four, and the apparent logistical nightmare of trying to use "real nappies". Thankfully it's almost time to introduce No.4 to the potty.
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Ardesco replied

17 January 2010, 20:56
Logistically not so easy when you have four. Time for a bigger bathroom perhaps
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TykeMerc replied

17 January 2010, 20:26
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Ah I see where you are going wrong... changing mat right next to the bath is a good idea.

Any other approach is idiotic to be honest.
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gingerjedi replied

17 January 2010, 19:18
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

Well you know how it works, take the nappy off, walk them to the bath, wonder what that god awful smell is...

Ah I see where you are going wrong... changing mat right next to the bath is a good idea.
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Ardesco replied

17 January 2010, 19:13
Well you know how it works, take the nappy off, walk them to the bath, wonder what that god awful smell is...
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bellymonster replied

17 January 2010, 19:03
I was expecting something about glass coffee tables...
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gingerjedi replied

17 January 2010, 19:02
I usually jump out the bath when I see the little mites face change colour.
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OwlHoot replied

17 January 2010, 18:56
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

Quite literally in fact!

Don't you just love kids...

A seagull or pigeon I could understand, but how did the kid get airborne?
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