Originally posted by Doggy Styles
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if you say that he might just bring a windmill round!This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames -
How about "I'd rather come to your stag party" ?
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"I'd rather push a frozen pea down every frozen canal in Holland with my nose, and fall through the ice at the end" ?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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They’re going to this place; http://www.partyhotelhaasje.nl/Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
It all looks frightfully chavvy.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'd rather French kiss John Prescott.Comment
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I would rather look at a purple themed website ......Comment
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you mean it looks well fierce, innit, bangin' choons booyakasha!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
(Please excuse if I have muddled the chav parlance, one is unfamiliar with the common tongue in these parts)Comment
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go on the stag do you miserable sodComment
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NO. If anything's bound to turn me into a miserable sod it's a stag night with a bunch of Dutch manual labourers drinking lukewarm heineken from the bottle while being pressured into playing darts.Originally posted by original PM View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Many years ago, my Senior Programmer invited all his colleagues to go on his stag night. About 20 or so blokes he invited from work.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
He was a born again Christian, did not permit swearing or profanity in the office and was generally not considered a party animal.
I went. Nobody else from work did.
It turned out he was the rebel in the family: the rest were hard drinking, hard partying, dirty-joke-telling great blokes. It was an excellent night; the best stag night I've ever been on.
When I turned up at work on the following Monday, just for a laugh I told everyone we just sat in his mum's parlour eating little cakes and drinking white wine with the minister - and everyone believed me.
Go to the stag night and if it's crap, make it better by being there. It's the pool little sod's last chance for a half-decent night out. And then tell Mrs Tester she owes you a 'favour' for making you go.
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'd rather live in England
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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