I'd rather...

[Mich the Tester]

Any of these work?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...rather-do.html

Useful ones, yes.

[Mich the Tester]

mmm , tough challenge this.

Go to a stag do with you ???

I'd rather drink a pint of Jeremy Kyles sick and eat a cracker thats spread with Simon Cowells kn0b-cheese and a rancid pickle thats spent a week up Susan Boyles f@nny

Excellent, but he's Dutch, so I'll have to adapt the names.

[EternalOptimist]

Excellent, but he's Dutch, so I'll have to adapt the names.

No, He's English.

well he sounds English on the telly

[norrahe]

I'd rather boil my head in a vat of acid

[stingman123]

OK how about this one

"......have a threesome with Ant & Dec"

any good?

[blacjac]

I's rather drill holes in my feet with a rusty hand drill

[Mich the Tester]

I's rather drill holes in my feet with a rusty hand drill

This is a good one, and quite appropriate seeing as the young fellow's a builder.

[SizeZero]

Excellent, but he's Dutch, so I'll have to adapt the names.

I'd rather go to a Toppers Concert....

[Mich the Tester]

I'd rather go to a Toppers Concert....

Trouble is, he likes that kind of tosh.

[Doggy Styles]

I'd rather calculate the national debt using roman numerals

But as he's dutch: I'd rather shove a windmill up my arse