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    #21
    Originally posted by Toolpusher
    Maybe it's a combination of both. Something like this, perhaps?
    Why post a picture of ATW?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Why post a picture of ATW?
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8448660.stm
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        No, no, no that's Professor Robert Winston
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          SY02 puts 3 oranges on the work surface in the kitchen. Turns round to sink. Turns back again and one of the three oranges has vanished.

          SY02 clearing away SY05 toys (box of plastic eggs in plastic clutch, with smily faces. One egg shell was missing. SY02 scours the rug looking for it. Not there. Exits room for 30s, on return there is the egg shell in the middle of the rug.
          Oh dear. Bad news I'm afraid.

          SY02 needs specs.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #25
            Yeh, wierd things happen. Last week I was sure I left my reading glasses in a shop and went back to ask if they'd seen them. Then yesterday I found them in the van where I always put them. Spooky.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #26
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Yeh, wierd things happen. Last week I was sure I left my reading glasses in a shop and went back to ask if they'd seen them. Then yesterday I found them in the van where I always put them. Spooky.
              You're not a commoner are you?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                oh come on now SY01 stop fooling around and admit to SY02 that you have been playing tricks!
                This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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                  #28
                  Who we gonna call ?
                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                    Who we gonna call ?
                    Dunno, put a job spec on JobServe and see how many CVs you get

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                      #30
                      SY01, this is the real live occupier of the house that you are haunting. The solution is for you to be exorcised.
                      Step outside posh boy

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