We are not alone

[suityou01]

Tell it it's dead and about time it f**ked off, either that or cough up a share of the bills. Seriously though, if you do believe there's someone else in your house, it does mean that it watches you when poo/sleep/'snuggle" with SY02/ and of course, have a Pot Noodle.

HTH

I'm so turned on right now

[TykeMerc]

Wilmsloooooooooooowww!!!!!

[wobbegong]

I'm so turned on right now

Stop that, "it" sees your arousal.

[wobbegong]

Uh oh....they're here.......

Sorry Toolpusher, but every time I see your avatar, I remember this!

[Board Game Geek]

Although I don't believe in such nonsense, I did read once that Poltergeists never harm folks. Scare them a little, perhaps.

Alternatively, you may have the honour of being the exception to the rule, and your very own Poltergeist may turn out to be some vengeful spirit who intends to go on a slaughtering rampage in the middle of the night.

HTH

[suityou01]

Although I don't believe in such nonsense, I did read once that Poltergeists never harm folks. Scare them a little, perhaps.

Alternatively, you may have the honour of being the exception to the rule, and your very own Poltergeist may turn out to be some vengeful spirit who intends to go on a slaughtering rampage in the middle of the night.

HTH

Thanks mate, that was lovely.

[Tingles]

Although I don't believe in such nonsense, I did read once that Poltergeists never harm folks. Scare them a little, perhaps.

Alternatively, you may have the honour of being the exception to the rule, and your very own Poltergeist may turn out to be some vengeful spirit who intends to go on a slaughtering rampage in the middle of the night.

HTH

I'd be happy just to have it mess with his router settings!!!

[Diver]

No such thing as ghosts.

You have an unknown lodger, lurking within the walls, hidden panels, secret stairways.
Creeping about at night when you are asleep. standing over you, Watching you.

WAITING!

Tonight may be THE night!

[cojak]

I suspect the ghost has pointy ears and is furry.

[Board Game Geek]

I'd conduct some research.

You mentioned about the disappearing orange right ?

Put some garlic bulbs and wolvesbane on the draining board.

In the morning, if both are gone, then at least it's not a vampire or werewolf.

If neither are gone, you're fcked. Seriously.