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Got any thick rubber gloves?
Get your old hand towels and similar cleanish cotton rags together.
Using the kettle / saucepan on the stove, half fill the washing up bowl with boiling water.
Soak the rags in the hot water in the washing up bowl and then wrap them around the frozen pipe.
Leave them there while you heat up more water. Once you have another bowl of hot water, soak another set of dry rags / towels. Remove the 1st set from the frozen pipe and apply the 2nd set.
While the 2nd set of rags / towels are warming the pipe, wring out the 1st set as much as you can and be heating the 3rd batch of hot water.
Keep going until you are completely drunk. (You are having beer as you do this, aren't you?)
This should apply enough heat to defrost the pipe without the risk of using a blowlamp or applying boiling water direct onto the really cold plastic.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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This is what I shall do. Minus the beer as it's too early.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGot any thick rubber gloves?
Get your old hand towels and similar cleanish cotton rags together.
Using the kettle / saucepan on the stove, half fill the washing up bowl with boiling water.
Soak the rags in the hot water in the washing up bowl and then wrap them around the frozen pipe.
Leave them there while you heat up more water. Once you have another bowl of hot water, soak another set of dry rags / towels. Remove the 1st set from the frozen pipe and apply the 2nd set.
While the 2nd set of rags / towels are warming the pipe, wring out the 1st set as much as you can and be heating the 3rd batch of hot water.
Keep going until you are completely drunk. (You are having beer as you do this, aren't you?)
This should apply enough heat to defrost the pipe without the risk of using a blowlamp or applying boiling water direct onto the really cold plastic.
Thanks RC. Top work.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I think your missus owes you a BJ and you owe me a beer.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPipe thawed. Boiler on.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I can CATEGORICALLY asure you this will be delivered in the correct order.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI think your missus owes you a BJ and you owe me a beer.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Oh God, I see Jonah McMong has assured the country today that the gas will not run out!Originally posted by moorfield View PostAlso had this a couple of days ago.
The gas is running out and our Tesco's has already sold out of candles.

That means it will run out for sure. We'll all be frozen to death in our beds by the end of the week!
(I wonder if Sainsburys still has any hot water bottles in stock.)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI wonder if Sainsburys still has any strong ale bottles in stock
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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