New words or old words with new meanings

[Mich the Tester]

Permoaning; the action of permies standing around the coffee machine whining about ‘management never listen to us’ or ‘they should get rid of these expensive contractors’

Permafrost; the reaction of permies when you park the contractormobile outside the office

Permaskive; the inability of permies to navigate a motor vehicle through a light dusting of snow to reach the office

Permicitis; that mysterious disease that strikes permies on Monday mornings or the morning of important deadlines leaving them bedridden with a note from the doctor and 100% sick pay with missed holiday compensation


Suggestions please!

[moorfield]

Permabent - Permie suing his/her employer for sexual discrimination

[Sysman]

Permabent - Permie suing his/her employer for sexual discrimination

Permabent - permie managers getting freebies/backhanders to implement expensive-but-not-the-best solutions

[TimberWolf]

The Daily Mash presents a compelling argument for the introduction of more words for snow to be added to the English language, in exchange for some of ours for breasts.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/b...-201001062356/

[Paddy]

Need a word for when contractors buy rounds of drinks and the next round is by a permie, the permie leaves the contractors out.

[norrahe]

Need a word for when contractors buy rounds of drinks and the next round is by a permie, the permie leaves the contractors out.

Permaround?

[jmo21]

Perminal Illness - corporate drones

[Pondlife]

Permanagement - Urban legend, doesn't exist

Permattitude - The ability to answer all questions with "Not my responsibility"

[Pondlife]

Permaggression - What contractors to to permies with too much permattitude.

[thunderlizard]

Permicitis; that mysterious disease that strikes permies on Monday mornings or the morning of important deadlines leaving them bedridden with a note from the doctor and 100% sick pay with missed holiday compensation

That's permatitis!