Things that raise the blood pressure

[MPwannadecentincome]

People who leave long rambling voice messages and finish the call by saying their phone number so quickly you have to play the long rambling message five times before you can get it.

I agree!

[TimberWolf]

Been there, got the T-shirt.

[rhubarb]

What should HGV drivers do?

According to J. Clarkson...

"Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder"

[xoggoth]

Almost everything.

[DimPrawn]

Websites where using the back button takes you to a "page expired" message in the browser.

[RichardCranium]

Websites where using the back button takes you to a "page expired" message in the browser.

Banking web sites that say:

You have been logged out because:

• you pressed a navigation key

Why?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Because as the car gets warm the snow starts to melt, then when the driver breaks[sic] the snow slides forwards and covers the windscreen in so much snow that the wipers won't move.
Seen it happen a few times.

If the driver breaks, phone for an ambulance.

[hyperD]

Idiots that drive around with masses of snow still on the roof of their cars as they are too stupid or lazy to remove it.

Don't want to do that in a light aircraft

[Moscow Mule]

Salt.

Saturated Fat.

[jimjamuk]

I can't reach the top of my sunshine bus without a ladder.

FTFY