Reply to: Things that raise the blood pressure

[Sysman]

http://www.ehow.co.uk/how_4689272_re...w-ice-car.html

Tips & Warnings
Can't find the ice scraper? A credit card works great. It'll take a bit longer to clean the ice off your windows, but it's quicker than letting the defroster do the job and it's safer than driving with iced-up windows

Make sure you fill up or visit the cash machine first.

[stek]

Dunno if anyone's said but when u phone the bank and u scrabble about for ages listening to 'I'm sorry, I didn't get that....' while u fumble in ur wallet for the 16 digit number and eventually u get it in before it times u out again - then a real person answers and asks u for the 16 digit number u just put in.

BASTARDS!!!! Why ask to input it if the real person can't see it?

[gingerjedi]

Agents asking for my DOB after I've sent them scans of my passport and driving license.

They really are a breed apart.

[jimjamuk]

I can't reach the top of my sunshine bus without a ladder.

FTFY

[Moscow Mule]

Salt.

Saturated Fat.

[hyperD]

Idiots that drive around with masses of snow still on the roof of their cars as they are too stupid or lazy to remove it.

Don't want to do that in a light aircraft

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Because as the car gets warm the snow starts to melt, then when the driver breaks[sic] the snow slides forwards and covers the windscreen in so much snow that the wipers won't move.
Seen it happen a few times.

If the driver breaks, phone for an ambulance.

[RichardCranium]

Websites where using the back button takes you to a "page expired" message in the browser.

Banking web sites that say:

You have been logged out because:

• you pressed a navigation key

Why?

[DimPrawn]

Websites where using the back button takes you to a "page expired" message in the browser.

[xoggoth]

Almost everything.

[rhubarb]

What should HGV drivers do?

According to J. Clarkson...

"Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder"

[TimberWolf]

Been there, got the T-shirt.

[MPwannadecentincome]

People who leave long rambling voice messages and finish the call by saying their phone number so quickly you have to play the long rambling message five times before you can get it.

I agree!

[Diver]

What should HGV drivers do?

Get a ladder and clean off the lorry

http://forums.contractoruk.com/1030247-post1558.html

[OwlHoot]

???

What's a few flakes going to do if they stream off in the wind ? Or even a clump for that matter ?

How does a 4' 3" lass reach the top of her 4XD ?

Even I at 5'8" cannot reach the top of my Caddy.

I think you might be over-reacting, although I will concede if proof can be offered.

That's no excuse - All you have to do is floor it, and then at 50 MPH stand on the brakes. Job done!

Diver